If you’ve seen “Guardians of the Galaxy” and can listen to this WITHOUT laughing or thinking about Star Lord’s Dance Off Challenge to Ronan…

Then I salute you because I crack up every time I hear it!

(Source: Spotify)

havodadlegolas:

Legolas at the Council of Elrond

Love the tongue flick when he says “nothing” in the 4th gif…

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@RCArmitage And a Wizard to brighten our days. X 

@RCArmitage And a Wizard to brighten our days. X 

(Source: richardrmitage, via piningthorin)

I will go there
And back again

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Anonymous said: Aw! I love your Little Elros and Elrond! They are so adorable, especially with Malgor and Mahedros. Can we see more of them?

givenclarity:

I choked on my sandwich I just laughed so hard…

imaginelegolas:

Imagine Legolas swearing at you in elvish when you argue because you don’t understand it…
Requested by Ruth.
You: *angrily* Not everything is about YOU, Legolas!
Legolas: *humph* Nostach be Orch gaer… (You smell like ten orcs)
You: What?
Legolas: It doesn’t matter…

Yeah he wouldn’t get away with that with me, hahahaha.

imaginelegolas:

Imagine Legolas swearing at you in elvish when you argue because you don’t understand it…

Requested by Ruth.

You: *angrily* Not everything is about YOU, Legolas!

Legolas: *humph* Nostach be Orch gaer… (You smell like ten orcs)

You: What?

Legolas: It doesn’t matter…

Yeah he wouldn’t get away with that with me, hahahaha.

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lordoftheelves:

My very first BOTM! This will be for the month of September!
What you must do and know:
Mbf me
Reblog this to enter (likes only count as bookmarks)
This post must reach a certain amount of notes or Sauron will take it away from me
Ends September 30th
1 winner, 2-3 runner-ups
What I'm looking for:
Multifandom is okay as long as Tolkien is your main fandom
Quality posts
Nice people
Amazing urls that make me jealous
Pretty theme that isn’t messy
A hella tag system
Winner gets:
Follow from me if I’m not already
A spot in my updates tab throughout the month of October
My friendship if you’ll have it
I can promo you if you want (only once)
I can write you a story about you and your celeb crush if you want
A gifset of your choice
Runner-ups get:
Follow from me if I’m not already
My friendship
A spot in my updates tab throughout the month of October
Not the most awesome prices, I know, but it’s something.

lordoftheelves:

My very first BOTM! This will be for the month of September!

What you must do and know:
  • Mbf me
  • Reblog this to enter (likes only count as bookmarks)
  • This post must reach a certain amount of notes or Sauron will take it away from me
  • Ends September 30th
  • 1 winner, 2-3 runner-ups
What I'm looking for:
  • Multifandom is okay as long as Tolkien is your main fandom
  • Quality posts
  • Nice people
  • Amazing urls that make me jealous
  • Pretty theme that isn’t messy
  • A hella tag system
Winner gets:
  • Follow from me if I’m not already
  • A spot in my updates tab throughout the month of October
  • My friendship if you’ll have it
  • I can promo you if you want (only once)
  • I can write you a story about you and your celeb crush if you want
  • A gifset of your choice
Runner-ups get:
  • Follow from me if I’m not already
  • My friendship
  • A spot in my updates tab throughout the month of October

Not the most awesome prices, I know, but it’s something.

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taurielsilvan:

♛ legendarium characters

Celebrían (sailed West T.A. 2510)

Celebrían was the daughter of Celeborn and Galadriel. As the wife of Elrond, she was known as Lady of Rivendell. She was the mother of Arwen and the twins Elrohir and Elladan.
In the year T.A. 2509 Celebrían was captured and tortured by orcs. She was rescued by her sons, yet had received a poisonous wound. Though Elrond healed her, she would not remain in Middle-earth, and sailed into the West the following year.

Now you made me wanna watch Troy and a naked Orlando Bloom… DARN IT!

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misbehavingmaiar:

theyoungtraitor:

Maeglin could probably simply walk into Mordor.

It helps if you know the manager. 

(Source: sharpglance, via sindarinarcher)

herhmione:

girls don’t like boys girls like accurate film adaptations of books

We also like our boys in accurate film adaptations to be hott…

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mistergandalf:

THE TOLKIEN FANDOM IS THE MOST PAINFUL FANDOM OF THEM ALL BECAUSE EVEN IF YOUR FAVORITE CHARACTER DOESN’T GET BRUTALLY MURDERED TOLKIEN STILL WROTE ABOUT THEIR ENTIRE LIFE SO YOU STILL KNOW EXACTLY WHEN AND WHERE THEY DIED AND I JUST CAN’T HANDLE THAT WHY CAN’T MY FAVORITE CHARACTERS LIVE FOREVER

Not true!
I still don’t know what happens to Thranduil…  Tolkien was very mute on the fate of the Elvenking…
Legolas though… -sigh-  WHY DID HE HAVE TO BRING THE DWARF ALONG?!

(via trelan)

syntaxbitch:

Yes, yes. Very nice. But I’m just gonna add my favorite wardrobe change.

LLAMA!!!!!!!

(Source: thedisneyprincess, via samuraicarly)

annulet:

kimpissable:

beyoncevevo:

u ok

moon emoji

this is better than the moon emoji

She looks like a pissed off Ewok…

annulet:

kimpissable:

beyoncevevo:

u ok

moon emoji

this is better than the moon emoji

She looks like a pissed off Ewok…

(Source: banneryfapping, via samuraicarly)

Story Banners.
I forgot what the last one I posted was…

First is “Kneel” which isn’t a story of mine but I made a banner for the author because I liked the story so much.  Check it out here.

Ronan’s Theme" - Written and inspired by the song of the same name from the "Guardians of the Galaxy" OST.  It’s another Ronan POV story by me!

Dinner For Two" - A "Halt and Catch Fire" story set before the opening of episode 6.  Yeah you Lee Pace fans know what ep I’m talking about… -wink-

One Drink Too Many" - Another "Halt and Catch Fire" story set in the middle of episode 8 before Joe figures out what he wants to do after Bosworth is arrested.

"The Rift" - THIS ISN’T FINISHED YET… I’m working on it… expect it soon… I hope.  It’ll be Thranduil related.  I just had to write a story for that gorgeous picture, hahaha.

Best CD EVER…
-dancing like Star Lord-  Hey!  Come and get your love!
Just don’t blame me if you can’t listen to “O-O-H Child” without cracking up now… -laughs-

Best CD EVER…

-dancing like Star Lord-  Hey!  Come and get your love!

Just don’t blame me if you can’t listen to “O-O-H Child” without cracking up now… -laughs-